Some people test your patience with a smile, and you have run out of polite ways to answer. This one says it for you: sweet watercolour flowers up front, a wildly empty threat right behind them. Put it on a tee for the group chat crew, a tote for errands, or a tumbler that rides to work with you. Everything is printed, cut and packed in Okotoks, Alberta, made to order, and most orders ship within 1 to 3 business days. Custom sizing is on request.
Bold black condensed capitals arch across the top: HEIFER, I WILL. Beneath them sits a watercolour spray of purple and magenta blooms with soft green leaves and small buds. The punchline finishes below in three stacked lines — PUT YOU IN A TRUNK, then a handwritten script line, and help people look for you, closing with STOP PLAYING WITH ME.
Made for the friend whose comebacks are legendary and whose flowers are always fresh. Good on a tee for girls' night, a hoodie for the barn or the ball diamond, a canvas tote, or as a UV DTF sticker on a tumbler, laptop lid or toolbox. Popular with hairstylists, nurses and mums who threaten lovingly and never mean a word of it.
DTF transfer for fabric, UV DTF permanent sticker for hard surfaces, sublimation transfer for light polyester and poly-coated blanks, and vinyl decal for smooth surfaces. Vinyl is also available laminated, in matte or gloss.
DTF transfers press at 280-300°F for 12-15 seconds, hot or cold peel, followed by a 5-10 second finishing press under parchment. UV DTF stickers peel and stick straight onto clean, dry hard surfaces. Sublimation transfers press onto light-coloured polyester or poly-coated blanks. Vinyl decals apply to any smooth, clean surface.
Wash garments inside out in cold water. Skip the fabric softener and the dryer sheets. Hard-surface stickers need nothing more than a gentle wipe.
Everything is made to order in Okotoks, Alberta. Most orders ship within 1 to 3 business days.
Why Pressing Images
Printed, cut and packed by a small Canadian team in Okotoks, Alberta. Nothing sits pre-printed on a shelf, custom sizing is available on most designs, and wholesale pricing is there if you need volume. Questions before you order are welcome.
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Please note that when shipping with Canada Post they only allow one box per order, so for larger orders please select a courier.
